Our racers (and rallyists and Concours attendees) have waited eagerly for the Lemons 2021 schedule to arrive. Alas, here lies the schedule. Some parts remain incomplete; this ludicrous year 2020 renders difficult nearly all things for us. Nevertheless, read on for the good parts and don’t forget to register for your events early here. Numbers not only are hard, they’re also first come, first served.
We know you’ve been holding off on making plans to visit Granny until you heard what we were doing that weekend, so here is next season’s schedule. It’s almost Halloween and we have a ghost story for you.
Over the last three years we’ve been visited nightly by the ghost of Zora Arkus-Duntov, the “Father of the Corvette”. We’ve had enough of waking up in a cold sweat screaming “CORVETTE MAGAZINE!” so we’re heading back to Kentucky’s NCM Motorsports Park this Spring. The pouting was heard loud and clear this year and our popular Spring Sonoma race is back in March so you can get a whiff of the “Real Racing” that happened the weekend before we got there.
In our efforts to spread oil dry to lands near and far we’re also indoctrinating a new (to us) track in July, ORP. We know size doesn’t matter but Oregon Raceway Park is the largest and longest track in Oregon so there’s enough room to really see The Line™.
One place we know you idiots can’t get enough of is the moldy, scabies ridden interior of your road-legal shitbox. Our team of Roadside Attractions and Innuendos has been hard at work meticulously curating checkpoints for next season’s Lemons Rallies. Although we’re still pulling run dates out of a hat we do know that the first one, The Retreat from Moscow, will be February 2nd – 5th. Grab your partner, your kid, your cat or cable guy and buckle in for a road trip.
Concours d’ Lemons
The Concours d’Lemons will be back in MeatSpace next year to drive down market values in a carpark near you. Dates and general locations are below and when more information becomes available, we’ll let you know.
March 6, 2021 Florida
July 24, 2021 – Michigan
Aug. 14, 2021 – California
Sept. 25, 2021 – CdL DownUnder
TBD – Pacific NorthWest
The state of the world in These Troubled Times© means we’re still tweaking things in order to hold events safely. Keep up to date on local regulations and you can read our own COVID-19 procedures here.