Collude with us and influence an election like a foreign dictator! The Concours d’Lemons has been nominated by a panel of (likely drunk) experts to the 2019 USA Today 10 Best Readers’ Choice travel awards. With your totally legal (we swear) influence, the Concours d’Lemons can be elected Best Car Show. You can vote once a day, EVERY day until July 15, 2019, right here.
“If any foreign governments have dirt on Amelia Island Concours founder Bill Warner or the guys who run Radwood, we wouldn’t turn it away,” stated Alan Galbraith, Head Gasket at the Concours d’Lemons. Event sponsors Hagerty and Classic Motorsports Magazine have so far ignored congressional subpoenas to testify regarding the rigged voting process citing, “We were just exercising our constitutional right to make Crap Cars Great Again.”
What shows are you idiots talking about?
You can still help Concours d’Lemons out even if you abstain from voting. The car show for the oddball, mundane, and truly awful will host three more events in 2019.
July 27: Concours d’Lemons Detroit @ The Inn at St. John’s (Plymouth, MI)
August 17: Concours d’Lemons Monterey @ Seaside City Hall (Seaside, CA)
September 28: Concours d’Lemons Down Under @ Torrens Parade Ground (Adelaide, SA, Australia)
The Cd’L Detroit and Monterey events will also feature the Meguiar’s Half Car/Half Assed Car Detailing Competition. The Half Car/Half Assed entrants will be given an allotted time period to polish half of their respective turds. “Winners will be determined by our capricious judges on the basis of team detailing prowess, fun had, and costumes worn.” You see, Concours d’Lemons has made it a very serious competition.
Still not quite sure what the Concours d’Lemons is all about? Here’s Head Gasket Alan Galbraith giving the full story to VinWiki.
Be sure to vote for Concours d’Lemons in the USA Today 10 Best poll here. Then check out more Lemons event dates on the 24 Hours of Lemons race calendar and the Lemons Rally pages.