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July 17, 2020
Lemons iRacing: iSuckAtRacing.com through July and August 2020
Lemons iRacing continues through August with alternating endurance and silly sprint races. Check it out on the Lemons YouTube and Facebook pages.
Read MoreJuly 17, 2020
Rocky Mountain Breakdown Rally: The Winners!
Crapcans across the Rockies! The Rocky Mountain Breakdown Lemons Rally survived high mountain passes and low horsepower (if only just).
Read MoreJuly 14, 2020
Lemons Rally: Hell On Wheels California Gets New Route, Dates
For the Hell On Wheels Rally this year, we’ve moved the dates to August 14-16 and cut off the parts into and out of Monterey. Full details here!
Read MoreJuly 2, 2020
Rocky Mountain Breakdown Lemons Rally: What You Need to Know!
We’re running the Rocky Mountain Breakdown Rally on July 10-12 in Colorado. Expect to be socially distancing in your crapcan. More info in the text.
Read MoreJune 22, 2020
Rust Belt GP ’20: What You Need to Know
We’re back to racing this weekend, albeit with many COVID-related precautions. If you’re coming to the Rust Belt GP, here’s what you need to know!
Read MoreJune 12, 2020
Rust Belt GP: It’s On. We’re Racing in Michigan on June 28-29!
We’re getting ready to race again! The Rust Belt GP in Michigan is gonna happen June 27-29 and here’s what racers will need to know.
Read MoreJune 12, 2020
Lemons iRacing: The ‘Y U RUNE Classic’ at Le Mans
We’re going to Le Mans…kind of. Lemons caps off the “Y U RUNE Classic” at the famous French circuit this weekend in two moderately exciting nights!
Read MoreJune 5, 2020
BMW E30, #LemonsWorld 57: How Many Have Raced Lemons?
Did Lemons ruin the BMW E30 for everyone? Maybe, maybe not. What we do know is that we’ve had a lot of those 3-Series BMWs over the years.
Read MoreMay 29, 2020
COVID Updates, May 29: New Jersey Race Postponed
We hate to cross another race off our calendar this year, but we must announce our June 13-14 race at New Jersey Motorsports Park has been COVID’d. If you were registered for the Real Hoopties of New Jersey, your team captain should have an email from us about your options. Basically, you can roll your […]
Read MoreJune 12, 2020
Lemons iRacing: The ‘Y U RUNE Classic’ at Le Mans
We’re going to Le Mans…kind of. Lemons caps off the “Y U RUNE Classic” at the famous French circuit this weekend in two moderately exciting nights!
Read MoreJune 5, 2020
BMW E30, #LemonsWorld 57: How Many Have Raced Lemons?
Did Lemons ruin the BMW E30 for everyone? Maybe, maybe not. What we do know is that we’ve had a lot of those 3-Series BMWs over the years.
Read MoreMay 29, 2020
COVID Updates, May 29: New Jersey Race Postponed
We hate to cross another race off our calendar this year, but we must announce our June 13-14 race at New Jersey Motorsports Park has been COVID’d. If you were registered for the Real Hoopties of New Jersey, your team captain should have an email from us about your options. Basically, you can roll your […]
Read MoreMay 18, 2020
COVID Updates, May 18: CMP, High Plains Postponed & Series Restart Info
Jay Lamm answers some of your inquiries about COVID procedures when we restart and we give you a better idea of when we think that will be.
Read MoreMay 15, 2020
Jay Lamm: Here Are Some Ops Changes Expected During COVID
Hi Again: As promised last week, here’s what we currently think an event during Covid would look like to racers and crew. There will still be fine-tuning–this is only an overview. Face covers required Social distancing aggressively enforced (by both track and Lemons staff) Symptomatic and/or high-risk entrants must stay home Streamlined gate, tech, and […]
Read MoreMay 8, 2020
Jay Lamm: How We Think Lemons Starts Racing Again
Jay Lamm gives an update on how Lemons will proceed with events held during this strange time of the COVID-19 Crisis. More details next week.
Read MoreMay 6, 2020
COVID-19 Update, May 6: Thunderhill COVID’d
Due to COVID-19, Lemons will have to push back our plans for the Yokohama Days of Thunderhill . on May 30-31. More details coming later this week.
Read MoreApril 29, 2020
How Much Will the Judges Like Your Hooptie? Take This Simple Test and Find Out!
A test to help prospective 24 Hours of Lemons racers determine how much approval they will receive from the wise and fair Lemons Supreme Court justices.
Read MoreApril 28, 2020
Aston Martin DB7: The ‘Half-Asston’ Is a Lemons Supercar
Is this Aston Martin a proper supercar that has found its way into Lemons? Well, yes. Kind of. There’s at least a little Aston Martin left in it.
Read MoreOctober 12, 2022
Lemons Releases 2023 Race and Rally Calendars
It’s time for the Lemons 2023 schedule! Rallies and Races, get yourself signed up right now for next year!
Read MoreNovember 10, 2021
Lemons Rally: Six Events and a Rental Car Class for 2022
Lemons Rally brings a half-dozen road trips in 2022 as well as a new class just for Rental Cars. Get the details here!
Read MoreNovember 3, 2021
Halloween Meets Gasoline Prize: Cash & Trophy for Stupidity? You Bet.
“Halloween Meets Gasoline.” We’ve said it for years and now we’re putting our money where our mouth is. Theme hard, win cash. Simple enough.
Read MoreOctober 13, 2021
2022 Calendar: Lemons Announces 31-Event Calendar
2022 Calendar is out for the 24 Hours of Lemons, Lemons Rally, and Concours d’Lemons. See what’s happening in 2022!
Read MoreFebruary 19, 2021
PittRace: 4 Great Lemons Cars From Our First Race in PA
We’re headed back to PittRace near Pittsburgh and Yinz need to see these awesome cars from our first PittRace visit.
Read MoreJanuary 11, 2021
Barber Race, Retreat From Moscow Rally COVID’d
Due to COVID-19, Lemons will postpone our race at Barber and our season-opening Lemons Rally. Details within.
Read MoreDecember 4, 2020
2021 Lemons Rally: Schedule includes five crapcan rallies
2021 Lemons Rally schedule is out with a handful of fantastic roadtrips for you, your crapcan, and your friends/family/enemies.
Read MoreOctober 22, 2020
Lemons Releases 2021 Schedule
We’ve got the Lemons 2021 Schedules right here, hot and ready and mostly complete, even. Check it out and register early!
Read MoreAugust 11, 2020
Hell On Wheels California Lemons Rally: What You Need to Know!
It’s not too late to join the Hell on Wheels California Rally! Here’s what you need to know for this socially distanced crapcan roadtrip!
Read MoreOctober 27, 2021
Diecast Lemons? Johnny Lightning Offers First in Series of Mini-Crapcans
Diecast Lemons? Say it ain’t so! Yes, hoopties are headed to your local retailers’ automotive toy aisle and you can score one soon!
Read MoreOctober 13, 2021
2022 Calendar: Lemons Announces 31-Event Calendar
2022 Calendar is out for the 24 Hours of Lemons, Lemons Rally, and Concours d’Lemons. See what’s happening in 2022!
Read MoreDecember 4, 2020
2021 Lemons Rally: Schedule includes five crapcan rallies
2021 Lemons Rally schedule is out with a handful of fantastic roadtrips for you, your crapcan, and your friends/family/enemies.
Read MoreOctober 22, 2020
Lemons Releases 2021 Schedule
We’ve got the Lemons 2021 Schedules right here, hot and ready and mostly complete, even. Check it out and register early!
Read MoreJuly 14, 2020
Lemons Rally: Hell On Wheels California Gets New Route, Dates
For the Hell On Wheels Rally this year, we’ve moved the dates to August 14-16 and cut off the parts into and out of Monterey. Full details here!
Read MoreJuly 2, 2020
Rocky Mountain Breakdown Lemons Rally: What You Need to Know!
We’re running the Rocky Mountain Breakdown Rally on July 10-12 in Colorado. Expect to be socially distancing in your crapcan. More info in the text.
Read MoreJune 12, 2020
Lemons iRacing: The ‘Y U RUNE Classic’ at Le Mans
We’re going to Le Mans…kind of. Lemons caps off the “Y U RUNE Classic” at the famous French circuit this weekend in two moderately exciting nights!
Read MoreMarch 17, 2020
1948 Plymouth: Bad Decisions and a Fast Car on #LemonsWorld
On Episode 48 of Lemons World, we fittingly cover Bad Decisions Racing’s 1948 Plymouth. It’s quicker than you think (though still a 1948 Plymouth).
Read MoreMarch 11, 2020
Real Race Car: Lemons of Love is Giving Away a Mazda That You Can Win and Name!
One of our regular at-race charities, Lemons of Love, is giving away a real race car! You can name it, you can win it, and you can bring it to race Lemons.
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