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August 11, 2020
Hell On Wheels California Lemons Rally: What You Need to Know!
It’s not too late to join the Hell on Wheels California Rally! Here’s what you need to know for this socially distanced crapcan roadtrip!
Read MoreAugust 4, 2020
GP du Lac Chargoggagogg(etcetera) 2020: What You Need to Know
Coming to this weekend’s race in Connecticut? Here’s what you need to know for the GP du Lac Chargoggagogg(etcetera) at Thompson.
Read MoreJuly 31, 2020
COVID Updates, July 31: Brainerd/Ridge 2 COVID’d; CA Rally is on!
Good News/Bad News: The California Lemons Rally is still on for August 14-16, but the races are off for The Ridge & Brainerd.
Read MoreJuly 21, 2020
Pacific Northworst GP 2020: What You Need to Know If You’re Racing
Coming to the Pacific Northworst this weekend? Here’s what you need to know under Lemons’ current COVID-19 regulations. Be informed(ish)!
Read MoreJuly 17, 2020
Lemons iRacing: iSuckAtRacing.com through July and August 2020
Lemons iRacing continues through August with alternating endurance and silly sprint races. Check it out on the Lemons YouTube and Facebook pages.
Read MoreJuly 17, 2020
Rocky Mountain Breakdown Rally: The Winners!
Crapcans across the Rockies! The Rocky Mountain Breakdown Lemons Rally survived high mountain passes and low horsepower (if only just).
Read MoreJuly 14, 2020
Lemons Rally: Hell On Wheels California Gets New Route, Dates
For the Hell On Wheels Rally this year, we’ve moved the dates to August 14-16 and cut off the parts into and out of Monterey. Full details here!
Read MoreJuly 2, 2020
Rocky Mountain Breakdown Lemons Rally: What You Need to Know!
We’re running the Rocky Mountain Breakdown Rally on July 10-12 in Colorado. Expect to be socially distancing in your crapcan. More info in the text.
Read MoreJune 22, 2020
Rust Belt GP ’20: What You Need to Know
We’re back to racing this weekend, albeit with many COVID-related precautions. If you’re coming to the Rust Belt GP, here’s what you need to know!
Read MoreJuly 21, 2020
Pacific Northworst GP 2020: What You Need to Know If You’re Racing
Coming to the Pacific Northworst this weekend? Here’s what you need to know under Lemons’ current COVID-19 regulations. Be informed(ish)!
Read MoreJuly 17, 2020
Lemons iRacing: iSuckAtRacing.com through July and August 2020
Lemons iRacing continues through August with alternating endurance and silly sprint races. Check it out on the Lemons YouTube and Facebook pages.
Read MoreJune 22, 2020
Rust Belt GP ’20: What You Need to Know
We’re back to racing this weekend, albeit with many COVID-related precautions. If you’re coming to the Rust Belt GP, here’s what you need to know!
Read MoreJune 12, 2020
Rust Belt GP: It’s On. We’re Racing in Michigan on June 28-29!
We’re getting ready to race again! The Rust Belt GP in Michigan is gonna happen June 27-29 and here’s what racers will need to know.
Read MoreJune 12, 2020
Lemons iRacing: The ‘Y U RUNE Classic’ at Le Mans
We’re going to Le Mans…kind of. Lemons caps off the “Y U RUNE Classic” at the famous French circuit this weekend in two moderately exciting nights!
Read MoreJune 5, 2020
BMW E30, #LemonsWorld 57: How Many Have Raced Lemons?
Did Lemons ruin the BMW E30 for everyone? Maybe, maybe not. What we do know is that we’ve had a lot of those 3-Series BMWs over the years.
Read MoreMay 29, 2020
COVID Updates, May 29: New Jersey Race Postponed
We hate to cross another race off our calendar this year, but we must announce our June 13-14 race at New Jersey Motorsports Park has been COVID’d. If you were registered for the Real Hoopties of New Jersey, your team captain should have an email from us about your options. Basically, you can roll your […]
Read MoreMay 18, 2020
COVID Updates, May 18: CMP, High Plains Postponed & Series Restart Info
Jay Lamm answers some of your inquiries about COVID procedures when we restart and we give you a better idea of when we think that will be.
Read MoreMay 15, 2020
Jay Lamm: Here Are Some Ops Changes Expected During COVID
Hi Again: As promised last week, here’s what we currently think an event during Covid would look like to racers and crew. There will still be fine-tuning–this is only an overview. Face covers required Social distancing aggressively enforced (by both track and Lemons staff) Symptomatic and/or high-risk entrants must stay home Streamlined gate, tech, and […]
Read MoreOctober 24, 2023
Lemons Releases 2024 Race and Rally Schedule
The 2024 Lemons race and rally schedule are out! Sign up for your 2024 Lemons events right now or plan to visit as a spectator.
Read MoreOctober 12, 2022
Lemons Releases 2023 Race and Rally Calendars
It’s time for the Lemons 2023 schedule! Rallies and Races, get yourself signed up right now for next year!
Read MoreNovember 10, 2021
Lemons Rally: Six Events and a Rental Car Class for 2022
Lemons Rally brings a half-dozen road trips in 2022 as well as a new class just for Rental Cars. Get the details here!
Read MoreNovember 3, 2021
Halloween Meets Gasoline Prize: Cash & Trophy for Stupidity? You Bet.
“Halloween Meets Gasoline.” We’ve said it for years and now we’re putting our money where our mouth is. Theme hard, win cash. Simple enough.
Read MoreOctober 13, 2021
2022 Calendar: Lemons Announces 31-Event Calendar
2022 Calendar is out for the 24 Hours of Lemons, Lemons Rally, and Concours d’Lemons. See what’s happening in 2022!
Read MoreFebruary 19, 2021
PittRace: 4 Great Lemons Cars From Our First Race in PA
We’re headed back to PittRace near Pittsburgh and Yinz need to see these awesome cars from our first PittRace visit.
Read MoreJanuary 11, 2021
Barber Race, Retreat From Moscow Rally COVID’d
Due to COVID-19, Lemons will postpone our race at Barber and our season-opening Lemons Rally. Details within.
Read MoreDecember 4, 2020
2021 Lemons Rally: Schedule includes five crapcan rallies
2021 Lemons Rally schedule is out with a handful of fantastic roadtrips for you, your crapcan, and your friends/family/enemies.
Read MoreOctober 22, 2020
Lemons Releases 2021 Schedule
We’ve got the Lemons 2021 Schedules right here, hot and ready and mostly complete, even. Check it out and register early!
Read MoreMarch 11, 2025
2025 Florida Concours d’Lemons – Pictures & “Winners”
Some of Florida’s most atrocious hoopties rolled into Main Beach Park in Fernandina Beach, FL on March 7, 2025 for the Concours d’Lemons. Held in conjunction with the Classic Motorsports Magazine Kick-Off Party over 250 cars packed into the beach side park on a sunny Florida afternoon. Jeff Stoyer took home “Worst of Show” honors […]
Read MoreAugust 22, 2024
Photos & Winners – 2024 Concours d’Lemons California
The 2024 California Concours d’Lemons ruined Monterey Auto Week for the 15th year running on Aug. 17 as over 100 hoopties dripped oil on the Seaside City Hall Lawn to the delight of a record crowd of spectators. The highly coveted “Worst of Show” honor went to Chris Overzet and his 1975 Lincoln race car. […]
Read MoreJuly 11, 2024
Element Fire Extinguishers to Sponsor “Combustion Crown”
Element Fire Extinguishers to Sponsor “Combustion Crown” at the Aug. 17, 2024 Concours d’Lemons Monterey, CA — July 11, 2024 — Just when you thought Monterey Auto Week couldn’t get any hotter, Element Fire Extinguishers has decided to turn up the heat by sponsoring the “Combustion Crown” award at the Concours d’Lemons for the car […]
Read MoreJuly 8, 2024
Legally Lemony – Brake Mistake: The Pedal to the Metal Audi Lawsuits
This story is brought to you by – Conn Law PC, a California-Based Consumer Protection Law Firm that focuses on Lemon Law and Auto Fraud In the glitzy, over-the-top 1980s, when Wall Street yuppies with slicked-back hair were snapping up luxury cars like they were going out of style, the Audi 5000 hit the American market. With its […]
Read MoreJune 28, 2024
2024 Chattanooga Concours d’Lemons
The Concours d’Lemons returns to celebrate the Un-Best of the Automotive World at the Chattanooga Motorcar Festival on Sat. Oct. 12, 2024 in the West Village, Downtown Chattanooga, TN. Register your hooptie and get a pair of 3 day passes to the event. The event returns to a full show where capricious and bribery prone […]
Read MoreApril 8, 2024
Conn Law, PC sponsors new trophy at 2024 California CdL
In what is perhaps the most fitting sponsorship ever, Conn Law, PC, a California-Based Consumer Protection Law Firm that focuses on Lemon Law and Auto Fraud will be presenting the “This Car Should Have Been a Lawsuit” Trophy at the 2024 California Concours d’Lemons, Aug. 17, 2024, at 440 Harcourt Ave, Seaside City Hall lawn during Monterey Auto Week. “The statute of limitations has long […]
Read MoreApril 8, 2024
Oris – Official Timepiece of Concours d’Lemons CA 2024
Oris, an independent mechanical watch brand from Hölstein, Switzerland, is the official timepiece of the 2024 California Concours d’Lemons. Taking place August 17, 2024 at Seaside City Hall, at 4400 Harcourt Ave, Seaside, CA. the Concours d’Lemons brings a great car show with a bit of fun to an otherwise straight laced Monterey Auto Week. […]
Read MoreMarch 6, 2024
2024 Amelia Island Concours d’Lemons – Winners and Photos
The Concours d’Lemons returned the beach at Main beach Park on March 1, 2024, as part of Classic Motorsports Magazine Amelia Kick-Off party. The event included a sports car show, celebrity panel discussion and the Concours d’Lemons. The pouring rain did not deter hooptie owners or spectators from showing up and having a great time […]
Read MoreAugust 24, 2023
2023 California Concours d’Lemons – Photos & Winners
For the 14th time the Concours d’Lemons rumbled into Monterey Auto Week, leaking oil and spreading smiles on the lawn of Seaside City Hall on Aug. 19, 2023. Hoopties of every description thrilled a record crowd of crap car connoisseurs as bribery prone celebrity judges awarded thrift store sources trophies. The judges loved the heartwarming […]
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